Nostradamus predicts the rise of Donald Trump

Disappointed Harry Potter fans in Open Day mix-up

Google originally named Go-Ogle claims insider

Same-Sex Marriage Protest Couple change their minds about Divorce

Nostradamus predicts the rise of Donald Trump

Donald Trump

A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Donald Trump. A translated quatrain, the poetic way in which Nostradamus revealed his prophecies may refer to the newly elected former reality TV star and billionaire. The quatrain is as follows: In the second millennium a star will rise His…

Disappointed Harry Potter fans in Open Day mix-up

Gandalf: Thou shall not pass Goulburn!

A group of Harry Potter fans that traveled to an open day in Canberra have been bitterly disappointed. The much anticipated “Canberra Potters Society Open Day” was held on Sunday 1st November, which is an afternoon of demonstrations and activities in handcrafted ceramics. “We saw the headline on social media, but unfortunately did not read…

Google originally named Go-Ogle claims insider

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An alleged former Google employee claims that the original name for the famous search engine was Go-Ogle. The insider suggests that Google originally wanted a website where people could search or “ogle” anything they wanted. “Larry and Sergey were toying with various names back in the day,” says the anonymous former colleague. “The original name…

Same-Sex Marriage Protest Couple change their minds about Divorce

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A Canberra couple protesting against proposed changes to allow same-sex couples to marry, have changed their minds. Felipe and Rose Ortis were planning on divorcing to show their resentment of the proposed changes. “As a Christian couple, we have no choice but to loudly and proudly oppose gay marriage,” says Felipe Ortis, an apprentice Minister…

High Visibility Gang Wars in Construction Industry

Construction Workers

A hidden underbelly of gang warfare may be plaguing the construction industry across Australia. The rise of construction sites in Canberra has vastly increased the number of construction workers in the nation’s capital. And whilst there has never been a better time to be in construction, there may also be an internal rivalry that could send…

Weston Park on track for high-speed rail pilot

High speed rail on a whole new scale

A small venture capitalist has proposed that the Weston Park miniature railway be the site of Australia’s inaugural high-speed railway pilot project. “This project will prove the economic viability of fast trains in this country”, said an excited Tony Amadeus, proprietor of SinoCan Rail Corporation. “I am seeking to create a public-private-partnership between the ACT…