The Canberra News Digestive is written, authorised and funded by one man…
Independent, unique, entertaining.
The way real news should be.
All names, events and characters (apart from celebrities) are completely fictional. Any resemblance to persons or deities living or dead is purely coincidental unless used as a humorous device.
To summarise, this is a satirical news site and is for entertainment purposes only.
Do not believe anything you read here.
Inventor of "Clamshell Packaging" found dead
Calls for "Earthquake Day" public holiday in Canberra
Canberrans take to the streets in Guy Pearce protest
Bob Geldof to write second song
Kombi owners cranky at Monorail comparison
Brits finally give wealthy a "fair go"
Man applies for civil union with his iPad
Dobermans shipped in to patrol new ASIO Building
Kyle Sandilands to expose himself in autobiography
Bob Kony calls for "no more death threats"
Mars directly over Canberra tonight
Canberra floods cause social media infrastructure spillover
Motorbikes to be banned in Western Australia
Joe Hockey set to become the official mascot for the Hockeyroos
Dickson Balls succumbs to hard times
Man becomes millionaire after answering "scam" email
Fireworks prices set to skyrocket
Queanbeyan Teddy Bear mystery solved
Authorities Draw the Line on Postcode Tagging
PM sends shoe sales hopping
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How are you ha ha that’s right
wtf this site was written by a pigeon!!!!
I’m still going to sue you.
Keep up the good work, Mr X. Bout time someone got to the bottom of things in this town!