Entertainment

Canberrans take to the streets in Guy Pearce protest

April 14, 2012

A rally group in the Nations Capital have begun a “DVD burning” campaign in protest of Guy Pearce’s recent comments about Canberra. The Anti-Anti-Canberra United Front set fire to DVDs of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, LA Confidential, and the Neighbours 1986-89 Commemorative Box Set at a rally outside Pearce shops. “We are outraged...
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Bob Geldof to write second song

April 6, 2012

Popstar evangelist and highly important celebrity Bob Geldof is reported to be working on a follow up song to his 1979 hit “I don’t like Mondays”. The former lead singer of The Boomtown Rats recently said on his blog that he is “sick and tired of people saying I am a one hit wonder”....
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Kyle Sandilands to expose himself in autobiography

March 11, 2012

Controversial radio personality Kyle Sandilands is hunting for publishers as he plans to reveal all in a shocking new book. The self confessed bad boy of the airwaves wants people to see that he has many layers, not all of which are self centered and repulsive. “Kyle is really just a big teddy bear,”...
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Rihanna launches new Motor Scooter

January 21, 2012

Popstar Rihanna has been traveling the world promoting her new personal motor scooter. Many celebrities have lent their names to perfumes, acne creams and the occasional electric grill, but none is stranger than Rihanna’s new product. The personal motor scooter, called “The Booty Scooter”, is an all electric device that can be driven both...
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Mark Wahlberg incurs wrath of Terrorist Groups

January 19, 2012

Actor and rapper, Mark Wahlberg has apologised to terrorist groups after boasting in an interview that he would have “kicked terrorist ass” had he been on one of the planes that hit the World Trade Center towers. In an interview with Bad Boy Magazine, Wahlberg is quoted as saying, “If I was on that...
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Paris Hilton kicked out of Paris Hilton

January 16, 2012

In an ironic twist on the English language, Paris Hilton has been kicked out of the Paris Hilton hotel. Late yesterday it was reported that the famous celebrity had started an argument with the hotel manager of The Hilton in Paris, and had been mistakenly asked to leave the establishment. Hotel manager Francois La...
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Limestone Lizzie: The Musical

January 14, 2012

One of Canberra’s most famous figures is set to be honoured in a musical extravaganza. Limestone Lizzie, who was notorious for selling her wares on Limestone Avenue, is having her story told by the ACT Arts Renaissance Society (ACTARS). Daniel Keith from ACTARS said, “We are over the moon to be able to tell...
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Bert Newton Rice Cracker stolen

December 18, 2011

The famous Rice Cracker resembling Bert Newton has been reported stolen. The Ecclesiastical Church of Reformed Sinners have released a statement saying that they are “overwhelmed with grief” at the loss of the cultural icon. The Mugga Way church were the highest bidders when the item was listed on eBay in 2005. “We have...
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Sexy Siri voted Number One

December 15, 2011

Apple’s virtual personal assistant Siri has been voted “Sexiest Non-Sentient Being” by Frapple Magazine. “We are not surprised by this outcome,” said Majel Lloyd executive editor of Frapple Magazine, a fan magazine dedicated to Apple products. “For most Apple fans, this is a no brainer. Siri has filled the void where otherwise a girlfriend...
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Tupac Shakur: I am Banksy!

June 27, 2011

Former New York City rapper Tupac Shakur has stunned the street art world by revealing that he is controversial artist Banksy. The revelations came via a press release from self professed Tupac representative Colonel Novikov. “Tupac is a multi dimensional, multi talented artist who shows no physical boundaries,” says Novikov. “I think you will...
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