A Belconnen man has contacted the ACT Registrar-General’s Office to find out how he can marry his new iPad. “I have fallen in love with my new iPad,” said Andrew Carlssin in an exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. “Why should I be discriminated against, just because my love interest is different to...
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Users of popular social media services in Canberra were almost stranded when the system became close to being on the verge of virtual unavailability. Tweets, likes and observations about the rising ACT floodwaters were communicated to the point of saturation. “Basically there was too much traffic in Canberra and this caused chaos on our...
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Apple’s virtual personal assistant Siri has been voted “Sexiest Non-Sentient Being” by Frapple Magazine. “We are not surprised by this outcome,” said Majel Lloyd executive editor of Frapple Magazine, a fan magazine dedicated to Apple products. “For most Apple fans, this is a no brainer. Siri has filled the void where otherwise a girlfriend...
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The flagship Russian airline Aeroflot has put in a bid to purchase the remaining Space Shuttles from NASA. Industry speculators have suggested that Aeroflot has had its eye on the ageing Space Shuttle fleet for some time and has been waiting for the opportunity to purchase the remaining units. Slava Gagarin from Aeroflot explained...
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A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Facebook. A translated quatrain, the poetic way in which Nostradamus revealed his prophecies refers to faces having their own book. There is even a reference to someone called Mark, possibly Mark Zuckerberg. The quatrain is as follows: For each...
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Extreme sports junkie James Cole has announced that he is going to attempt to ride a Segway to the top of Mount Everest. “People have told me I am crazy, but I don’t believe them,” said Cole in an interview with CNN. “The key to success with Everest is all about preparation. I’ve got...
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A survey conducted by the International Strategic Global Relevant Mobile Device Data Collectors has revealed that Android users are more likely to swear and be mean to their mothers. “We are just as surprised by the results as anyone, especially to see such negative results from users of an open-source operating system,” said Andrew...
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Earlier this week Steve Jobs unveiled the iPad 2 to an enthusiastic audience in San Francisco. As part of his speech, Jobs suggested that 2010 was “the year of the iPad”, and predicted that 2011 will be “the year of iPad 2”. This had led many speculators to wonder as to whether Jobs is...
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A Scottish man who decided to take his iPad with him to the toilet, has apparently decided that everything he needs to do, can be done on his iPad – as long as he remains on the toilet. Hamish McNelis claims that “once I finished my ebook, I thought it might be cheeky to...
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A company based in Hawaii that specialises in diapers for sufferers of incontinence is planning to sue the WikiLeaks organisation for intellectual property theft. Thomas Otaheite claims that his company had been using the catch phrase of “Wiki leaks? No problem.” for years. Most people are unaware that “Wiki” is a Hawaiian word meaning...
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Man applies for civil union with his iPadCanberra floods cause social media infrastructure spilloverSexy Siri voted Number OneRussian Airline to buy Space Shuttle FleetNostradamus predicts the rise of FacebookMan to ride Segway up Mt EverestAndroid users "meaner to their mothers"Mayans to Jobs: The iPad 3 is likely to be the lastMan uses iPad on the toilet – decides to stay thereHawaiian Diaper company plans to sue WikiLeaks
Nokia gives up on phones to go in a totally new direction: Corn Chips
Geohot jailbreaks friend from Cook County Jail
Rupert Murdoch announces Cloning Technology – plans to sell copies of himself
Google accuses Bing of copying Search Results - Bing says "BullTwang"
iPhone 5 rumoured to include "cloak of invisibility" feature
