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Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…

Eighth Sign of Ageing Discovered

The dermatology world was rocked earlier this week as legitimate scientists announced the discovery of an eighth sign of ageing. Until now, scientists had accepted the undeniable truth that there were only seven signs of ageing. The known signs are: 1. Fine lines and wrinkles 2. Rough skin texture 3. Uneven skin tone 4. Skin…

ACT Police given power to confiscate sunglasses

The ACT Government has announced that ACT Police will be given new powers to force motorists to hand over sunglasses at the police’s discretion. Colin Bragg from the AFP suggested that, “this is not aimed at reducing motorists protection from the sun. We expect that motorists who have had sunglasses confiscated can go to the…

Art installations to blame for severe Canberra storms

A report released today by the Independent Meteorological Society (IMS) has suggested that an increase of the number of art installations in Canberra could be linked to an increase in lightning activity in the region. “There is definitive anecdotal evidence that shows a tightly coupled connection between Canberra’s recent increase in art installations and all…

Molecular Concrete trialled in Majura/Phillip Ave Intersection

Canberra is set to be the first city to use “molecular concrete” in one of its upgraded intersections. The upgrade of the Majura Avenue and Phillip Avenue intersection is using the breakthrough technology. “Molecular Concrete is something we are very excited about. We use very special equipment that lays down the concrete at the molecular…

Australia’s Old Parliament House to become Shopping Mall

Following the auction last week of Australia’s Old Parliament House, the historic building is to become a shopping mall. Westfield Group, the owners of various shopping malls and retail space across the world were the successful bidders at the auction, purchasing the property for AUD 127 million dollars. A representative from Westfield Group, Mr Montgomery…

Angry US Retailers No Longer Selling AAA Batteries

Due to the recent downgrading of America’s credit rating from AAA to AA+, some retailers are protesting by no longer stocking AAA batteries. Amber Lane from the American Retail Sales Conglomerate stated “we are very angry about being downgraded and are encouraging all retailers to stop selling AAA batteries.” “In the same way that we…