Nostradamus predicts the rise of Donald Trump

Disappointed Harry Potter fans in Open Day mix-up

Google originally named Go-Ogle claims insider

Same-Sex Marriage Protest Couple change their minds about Divorce

Environmentalists put the pressure on Belinda Carlisle

Environmental groups have been on the phone to Belinda Carlisle and her record company, begging her to re-release one of her more successful songs, but with a change to the chorus and song title. The 1989 hit single “Leave a Light on” has been branded as sending the wrong message due to its encouragement of…

Man uses iPad on the toilet – decides to stay there

A Scottish man who decided to take his iPad with him to the toilet, has apparently decided that everything he needs to do, can be done on his iPad – as long as he remains on the toilet. Hamish McNelis claims that “once I finished my ebook, I thought it might be cheeky to order…

Hawaiian Diaper company plans to sue WikiLeaks

A company based in Hawaii that specialises in diapers for sufferers of incontinence is planning to sue the WikiLeaks organisation for intellectual property theft. Thomas Otaheite claims that his company had been using the catch phrase of “Wiki leaks? No problem.” for years. Most people are unaware that “Wiki” is a Hawaiian word meaning “fast”,…

Nokia gives up on phones to go in a totally new direction: Corn Chips

Finnish mobile technology giant yesterday made an announcement which has shocked the technology and business sector. The company allegedly will no longer be producing mobile phones, but is moving into the salty snacks industry. “We have decided that with the Blackberry, the iPhone and the Android there is just no room for us anymore.” said…

Geohot jailbreaks friend from Cook County Jail

In a bizarre turn of events, George Francis Hotz (aka Geohot) has used sophisticated technological means to break one of his friends from the USA’s largest prison. Red faced officials from Cook County Jail had commented that their choice of iOS4.2 as the operating system for the prison security system “may not have been the…