A man from Australia’s National Capital has tweeted to Megan Fox that he would like her to scatter his ashes, whilst bathing. Barry Dilworth from Canberra, was recently diagnosed with a potentially fatal form of flexural eczema, and has expressed his desire for the sexy celebrity to take him to the next world. “I...
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The first cancer related shark death has occurred at the Grenfell Aquarium over the weekend. Celebrity shark Jackie McBitey as she is known locally, passed away on Saturday night after battling a rare form of shark cancer for several months. The two metre Nurse Shark has been a tourist attraction for many years, and...
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A new trending hashtag on Twitter looks like dethroning Kony 2012 as one of the world’s most popular tags ever. The #FreePussyRiot hashtag is trending worldwide after the Russian all girl punk band Pussy Riot were sentenced to 2 years prison for causing hooliganism. The band were arrested earlier in the year due to...
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A new bootleg song has been produced by an unknown DJ which resurrects Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston in a new version of the song “Ebony and Ivory”. Using digital wizardry, DJ Ch0pst1K has used actual samples of both deceased pop stars to revive the 80s classic. “They are my favourite pop stars, so...
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The 2012 Australian Olympics contingent has come under new fire from the Australian Gold Medal Watchdog Association (AGMWA), it was revealed at a press conference this morning. “This is the worst Olympics ever, from a gold medals perspective,” said James Carroll from AGMWA in an exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. Both the...
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Eminent theologist Dr Karsten Pope has come out in defence of the controversial religion of Scientology. “People often criticise Scientology as being a powerful money-making organisation, that preys on people with low self-esteem,” Dr Pope said in his exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. “However, I think it is much more than just...
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An old age pensioner has allegedly become the first real victim of Carbon Tax when he slipped and fell on his electricity bill. Lovable pensioner Stan Smithson died last night in hospital after it was reported he took a nasty fall shortly after opening his first electricity bill since the Carbon Tax came into...
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Award winning actress Charlize Theron has been cast as mining magnate Gina Rinehart in an upcoming movie about the world’s wealthiest woman. The movie, which has has the current working title of “Big Precious Hole”, will tell the story of Gina Rinehart and how she transformed her enormous inheritance into something even larger. “We...
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Security analysts are unable to explain the origins of the exceptionally complicated Flame virus and some believe it may not be the work of humans. The Flame virus is the biggest viral sensation since the outbreak of the US government made Stuxnet virus, but many doubt that it was written by a hacker. “This...
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Businessman and billionaire Mohamed Al-Fayed has given the British Monarch a rare but unusual gift in celebration of her 60-year reign. At a dinner to commemorate the upcoming Diamond Jubilee, Al-Fayed personally presented Queen Elizabeth with an autographed replica of the world’s largest cubic zirconia. The curious gift was offered in a small rectangular...
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