Nostradamus predicts the rise of Donald Trump

Disappointed Harry Potter fans in Open Day mix-up

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Same-Sex Marriage Protest Couple change their minds about Divorce

Ufologists hotly debate Canberra UFO

A controversial picture of a small child under a hovering unidentified flying object has set the conspiracy theorist world alight. The photo taken at Dickson Wetlands, in the North of Canberra, is causing much deliberation by eminent ufologists. “This is clearly a rare, daytime spotting of a UFO,” says expert ufologist Seymour Blofield. “I have…

Canberra Psychic predicts 2013 Melbourne Cup Winner

A psychic from Calwell in Canberra’s South claims to have predicted the winner of the 2013 Melbourne Cup. “I have seen the future, again,” says Anastasia Zola Neptune. “If you have money, I would be betting it all on FORETELLER.” Skeptics have suggested that every fortune teller and psychic will be predicting this winner. “I…

Hitler’s moustache may have been a fake

An eminent historian has thrown the proverbial cat amongst the World War II pigeons by suggesting that the most famous moustache in history may have been bogus. Professor Hans Schicklgruber from the Waldviertel Historical Society says he has uncovered a letter from Hitler’s barber, which has led to the surprising revelation. “I have spent my…

Election 2013: Lies, damned lies, and statistics

A leading statistician claims that the vast number of statistics spruiked by politicians may well be based on lies, and some of those may in fact be “damned lies”.Cecil Mann-Whitney, CEO of Inferential Distribution Ltd has published a report which details just how inaccurate most statistics are. “In all significance, I may have just caused…

Teenage Conjunctivitis Sharing Craze

A new trend amongst teenagers called Goobering is sweeping the nation, but may be a rather unhealthy one. The fad, which is about spreading Conjunctivitis by purposefully touching another person’s infected eye, rubbing into their own, and posting the results on social media is a dangerous road according to a leading Optometrist. “Conjunctivitis in any…

Bonner baby wins flights for life

A couple moving to the Canberra suburb of Bonner are having a double celebration after giving birth to their son William on an international flight, as well as receiving a rare golden flight ticket. William H Banks was born a healthy eight pounds last night at 3:04am on Oceanic Airlines Flight 815 as it crossed…