Nostradamus predicts the rise of Donald Trump

Disappointed Harry Potter fans in Open Day mix-up

Google originally named Go-Ogle claims insider

Same-Sex Marriage Protest Couple change their minds about Divorce

Readers will pay for consuming Fairfax News

To supplement the existing model applied to The Australian, digital subscriptions have been extended to the highly popular news sites The Sydney Morning Herald, and the Age. Fairfax Media has long been at the cutting edge of delivering news to consumers at any cost. “There is one extremely important fact that everyone needs to know…

Cash Machine Super Hack leaked

Banks and other financial institutions all over the world may be scrambling to patch their automatic teller machines with news that the fabled ‘Super Hack’ has been published on the Internet. The mythical hack that allegedly allows someone to enter a special code into any cash machine and withdraw cash without a card, is said…

New Laws to Increase Public Toilet Noise Levels

A lobby group is pushing to legislate minimum noise levels in public and workplace toilets. The Chamber of Affable Din is lobbying the government for new laws that require a certain level of noise in toilets. “There is only one thing worse than sitting in a cubicle in silence. And that is sitting next to…

Priory of Sion closes Australian Chapter

The secretive Priory of Sion announced this week that it is closing its top secret doors for the last time. The organisation made famous by The Da Vinci Code has allegedly been operating from secret headquarters in Canberra for several decades. “Yes, secret societies do exist. And this is a very sad day for our…

BitCoin funded News site launched

A new global news service has been launched which is completely funded by BitCoins. Total Global News is claiming to be the first news website funded entirely by the virtual currency. “We are very excited about this initiative,” says the Executive Editor of Total Global News. “It is amazing to watch the company net worth…