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Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…

Schoolteachers outraged as Carbon Tax pushes up Pencil prices

Primary school teachers have announced their displeasure with the new Carbon Tax and the suggestion that it will push up the price of pencils. “Most people these days are aware that lead pencils do not actually contain lead, but contain carbon.” said Ernest Post from the National Teachers Federation. “Market reaction to the Carbon Tax…

Paul Hogan cracks down on Internet Piracy

After his attack on the Australian Taxation Office, Paul Hogan has vowed to crack down on internet piracy. The 72 year old star of Lightning Jack has apparently been gathering statistics on which of his movies have been trading illegally on internet download sites such as ThePirateBay. “I looked at the stats and I was…

Save the Tigers Foundation alarmed at Charlie Sheen’s antics

A conservation group has raised serious concerns over Charlie Sheen’s continual mention of Tiger Blood, and warns that other celebrities may attempt to purchase tiger blood on the black market. The Save the Tigers Foundation (STF) is a wildlife conservation movement initiated in India in 1984 to protect tigers from celebrities and other poachers. “This…

Ellen Degeneres to star in Nurse Jackie – The Movie

Fans of Ellen Degeneres are said to be overjoyed with the news that she is set to star in the movie version of the popular television series Nurse Jackie. A spokesperson for Ms Degeneres said that she “has always been cast in comedic roles, but is hoping that Nurse Jackie will allow her to bring…

Mayans to Jobs: The iPad 3 is likely to be the last

Earlier this week Steve Jobs unveiled the iPad 2 to an enthusiastic audience in San Francisco. As part of his speech, Jobs suggested that 2010 was “the year of the iPad”, and predicted that 2011 will be “the year of iPad 2”. This had led many speculators to wonder as to whether Jobs is going…