Portwest Hi-Vis Reflective Safety Vest
The official uniform of the Canberra photo opportunity.
No project in Canberra is truly funded until someone in a suit puts on a hi-vis vest and stands in front of it. This is that vest — a genuine, rail-compliant Portwest safety vest, ready for the next sod-turning, ribbon-cutting or nation-building announcement. Give it to the public servant who has attended one too many launches, the colleague being "moved to strategy", or the Utopia fan who will get the joke instantly. And unlike most gags, it earns its keep: it is a proper piece of safety gear that ends up in the shed, the boot, or the community working bee. The perfect knowing present for anyone who works where the media releases are written — funny on the day, useful long after.
- Genuine hi-vis safety vest, rail and worksite compliant
- The essential prop for any infrastructure announcement
- Lightweight, adjustable and genuinely useful
- A gag gift with a real second life in the shed