A psychic from Calwell in Canberra’s South claims to have predicted the winner of the 2013 Melbourne Cup. “I have seen the future, again,” says Anastasia Zola Neptune. “If you have money, I would be betting it all on FORETELLER.” Skeptics have suggested that every fortune teller and psychic will be predicting this winner. “I…
A psychic from Calwell in Canberra’s South claims to have predicted the winner of the 2012 Melbourne Cup. “I have seen the future, and I am going to share my story with you now,” says Anastasia Zola Neptune in her exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. “The other night whilst meditating, Peter came to…
The 2012 Australian Olympics contingent has come under new fire from the Australian Gold Medal Watchdog Association (AGMWA), it was revealed at a press conference this morning. “This is the worst Olympics ever, from a gold medals perspective,” said James Carroll from AGMWA in an exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. Both the Olympians,…
One of our most successful sporting teams has adopted one of our most fun loving Australian politicians as its new mascot. The Hockeyroos recently invited the Honorable Joe Hockey MP to be their new mascot, replacing the aging “golden cartoon boxing kangaroo”. “We thought it was time to replace the boxing kangaroo,” said Associate Captain…
