What would a Trump arrest look like? AI can tell us.

In recent years, artificial intelligence has been used to make predictions in a wide range of fields, from finance to healthcare. Now, a team of researchers has turned their attention to politics, using AI to predict what the arrest of former U.S. President Donald Trump may look like. The team, which includes experts in machine…

Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is well known amongst Summernats regulars because of his alleged ability to make continuous puns. “I am gonna have a smokin’ good time this year. I just hope I don’t get burnout!” said Mr El-Sabaa in…

A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Donald Trump. A translated quatrain, the poetic way in which Nostradamus revealed his prophecies may refer to the newly elected former reality TV star and billionaire. The quatrain is as follows: In the second millennium a star will rise His…

A group of Harry Potter fans that traveled to an open day in Canberra have been bitterly disappointed. The much anticipated “Canberra Potters Society Open Day” was held on Sunday 1st November, which is an afternoon of demonstrations and activities in handcrafted ceramics. “We saw the headline on social media, but unfortunately did not read…

An alleged former Google employee claims that the original name for the famous search engine was Go-Ogle. The insider suggests that Google originally wanted a website where people could search or “ogle” anything they wanted. “Larry and Sergey were toying with various names back in the day,” says the anonymous former colleague. “The original name…

A Canberra couple protesting against proposed changes to allow same-sex couples to marry, have changed their minds. Felipe and Rose Ortis were planning on divorcing to show their resentment of the proposed changes. “As a Christian couple, we have no choice but to loudly and proudly oppose gay marriage,” says Felipe Ortis, an apprentice Minister…

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