In recent years, artificial intelligence has been used to make predictions in a wide range of fields, from finance to…
The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…
A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Donald Trump. A translated quatrain,…
A group of Harry Potter fans that traveled to an open day in Canberra have been bitterly disappointed. The much…
The secretive Priory of Sion announced this week that it is closing its top secret doors for the last time. The organisation made famous by The Da Vinci Code has allegedly been operating from secret headquarters in Canberra for several decades. “Yes, secret societies do exist. And this is a very sad day for our…
A new global news service has been launched which is completely funded by BitCoins. Total Global News is claiming to be the first news website funded entirely by the virtual currency. “We are very excited about this initiative,” says the Executive Editor of Total Global News. “It is amazing to watch the company net worth…
A global consortium has announced that they plan on sending the first dolphin into space within the next 7 years. Orcinus Aerospace is drawing up plans for a next generation spaceship that will be able to carry a dolphin into outer space, orbit the earth, and land safely back in the ocean. “This will be…
As part of the “Reuse, Reprise, Recondition” initiative, the Capital Public Works Authority (CPWA) will be reengineering the Captain Cook Memorial Jet to use recycled water, pumped directly from Lake Burley Griffin. In an interview today, Graeme Snell from the CPWA said “Most people are unaware that the Jet actually pumps water from the Murrumbidgee…
Following the recent announcement of the resignation of Pope Benedict XVI due to health reasons, the Catholic Church is said to be exploring options for voting in a new Pope. “We are suggesting that the new Pope be voted in using Facebook,” explained Jason Summers from the Catholic Youth Leaders Strategic Alliance. “A recent survey…
An American company that specialises in economic landforms is suggesting that the fiscal cliff is around 42 metres (or about 138 feet) tall. “We have used sophisticated techniques to calculate the height of the US fiscal cliff, and are confident of the 138 feet measurement,” said George Newman of Financial Escarpment Metrics. “Standing on or…
