Pun King back at SummerNats

Nostradamus predicts the rise of Donald Trump

Disappointed Harry Potter fans in Open Day mix-up

Google originally named Go-Ogle claims insider

Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…

Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is well known amongst Summernats regulars because of his alleged ability to make continuous puns. “I am gonna have a smokin’ good time this year. I just hope I don’t get burnout!” said Mr El-Sabaa in…

Nostradamus predicts the rise of Donald Trump

A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Donald Trump. A translated quatrain, the poetic way in which Nostradamus revealed his prophecies may refer to the newly elected former reality TV star and billionaire. The quatrain is as follows: In the second millennium a star will rise His…

Disappointed Harry Potter fans in Open Day mix-up

A group of Harry Potter fans that traveled to an open day in Canberra have been bitterly disappointed. The much anticipated “Canberra Potters Society Open Day” was held on Sunday 1st November, which is an afternoon of demonstrations and activities in handcrafted ceramics. “We saw the headline on social media, but unfortunately did not read…

Google originally named Go-Ogle claims insider

An alleged former Google employee claims that the original name for the famous search engine was Go-Ogle. The insider suggests that Google originally wanted a website where people could search or “ogle” anything they wanted. “Larry and Sergey were toying with various names back in the day,” says the anonymous former colleague. “The original name…

Same-Sex Marriage Protest Couple change their minds about Divorce

A Canberra couple protesting against proposed changes to allow same-sex couples to marry, have changed their minds. Felipe and Rose Ortis were planning on divorcing to show their resentment of the proposed changes. “As a Christian couple, we have no choice but to loudly and proudly oppose gay marriage,” says Felipe Ortis, an apprentice Minister…

High Visibility Gang Wars in Construction Industry

A hidden underbelly of gang warfare may be plaguing the construction industry across Australia. The rise of construction sites in Canberra has vastly increased the number of construction workers in the nation’s capital. And whilst there has never been a better time to be in construction, there may also be an internal rivalry that could send…