In recent years, artificial intelligence has been used to make predictions in a wide range of fields, from finance to…
The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…
A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Donald Trump. A translated quatrain,…
A group of Harry Potter fans that traveled to an open day in Canberra have been bitterly disappointed. The much…
A hidden underbelly of gang warfare may be plaguing the construction industry across Australia. The rise of construction sites in Canberra has vastly increased the number of construction workers in the nation’s capital. And whilst there has never been a better time to be in construction, there may also be an internal rivalry that could send…
A small venture capitalist has proposed that the Weston Park miniature railway be the site of Australia’s inaugural high-speed railway pilot project. “This project will prove the economic viability of fast trains in this country”, said an excited Tony Amadeus, proprietor of SinoCan Rail Corporation. “I am seeking to create a public-private-partnership between the ACT…
A computer security expert has warned of an upcoming “computer apocalypse” due to the end of Microsoft support for Microsoft Windows XP. The newly dubbed XPocalypse is likened to the Y2K bug, but could be more than two thousand times worse. “The difference between XPocalypse and Y2K is that billions of dollars were spent fixing…
The Brazilian Embassy in Australia is set to have a major landscaping overhaul in a bid to modernise its appearance. “For many years, the gardens around the embassy have been very sparse,” says head gardener Arbusto Raspada. “Culturally, we have traditionally gone for the pruned and tidy look, but I think it is time to…
The International Day of Happiness, celebrated each year on 20 March has angered some in the Australian community. In 2012, the UN General Assembly passed a resolution to celebrate happiness and encourage people around the world to focus on and share things that make them happy. However, some Australians have taken to Social Media to…
An anonymous philanthropist is hoping to gain a World Heritage Listing for Australia’s famous Big Banana. The Coffs Harbour recluse has apparently approached UNESCO about the famous roadside super fruit becoming a preserved heritage site. “I can easily see why someone would want to maintain this amazing tourist attraction forever,” says Bob Cavendish from the…
