In recent years, artificial intelligence has been used to make predictions in a wide range of fields, from finance to…
The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…
A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Donald Trump. A translated quatrain,…
A group of Harry Potter fans that traveled to an open day in Canberra have been bitterly disappointed. The much…
A wealthy Vietnamese businessman has erected a monument as a tribute to the success of the Flappy Bird mobile phone game. The monument, which is situated in Lenin Park south of Hoan Kiem Lake, depicts three pillars similar to those in the game. “We wanted to pay tribute to one of Vietnam’s great entrepreneurial endeavours,”…
The cost of pencils has not fallen as expected since the government repealed the controversial Carbon Tax. Primary school teachers in particular are questioning whether the government’s decision has had any impact at all. “Market reaction to the end of Carbon Tax has not seen any price reduction in pencils,” says Ernest Post from the…
A controversial picture of a small child under a hovering unidentified flying object has set the conspiracy theorist world alight. The photo taken at Dickson Wetlands, in the North of Canberra, is causing much deliberation by eminent ufologists. “This is clearly a rare, daytime spotting of a UFO,” says expert ufologist Seymour Blofield. “I have…
A psychic from Calwell in Canberra’s South claims to have predicted the winner of the 2013 Melbourne Cup. “I have seen the future, again,” says Anastasia Zola Neptune. “If you have money, I would be betting it all on FORETELLER.” Skeptics have suggested that every fortune teller and psychic will be predicting this winner. “I…
An eminent historian has thrown the proverbial cat amongst the World War II pigeons by suggesting that the most famous moustache in history may have been bogus. Professor Hans Schicklgruber from the Waldviertel Historical Society says he has uncovered a letter from Hitler’s barber, which has led to the surprising revelation. “I have spent my…
A leading statistician claims that the vast number of statistics spruiked by politicians may well be based on lies, and some of those may in fact be “damned lies”.Cecil Mann-Whitney, CEO of Inferential Distribution Ltd has published a report which details just how inaccurate most statistics are. “In all significance, I may have just caused…
