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Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…

Teenage Conjunctivitis Sharing Craze

A new trend amongst teenagers called Goobering is sweeping the nation, but may be a rather unhealthy one. The fad, which is about spreading Conjunctivitis by purposefully touching another person’s infected eye, rubbing into their own, and posting the results on social media is a dangerous road according to a leading Optometrist. “Conjunctivitis in any…

Bonner baby wins flights for life

A couple moving to the Canberra suburb of Bonner are having a double celebration after giving birth to their son William on an international flight, as well as receiving a rare golden flight ticket. William H Banks was born a healthy eight pounds last night at 3:04am on Oceanic Airlines Flight 815 as it crossed…

Readers will pay for consuming Fairfax News

To supplement the existing model applied to The Australian, digital subscriptions have been extended to the highly popular news sites The Sydney Morning Herald, and the Age. Fairfax Media has long been at the cutting edge of delivering news to consumers at any cost. “There is one extremely important fact that everyone needs to know…

Cash Machine Super Hack leaked

Banks and other financial institutions all over the world may be scrambling to patch their automatic teller machines with news that the fabled ‘Super Hack’ has been published on the Internet. The mythical hack that allegedly allows someone to enter a special code into any cash machine and withdraw cash without a card, is said…

New Laws to Increase Public Toilet Noise Levels

A lobby group is pushing to legislate minimum noise levels in public and workplace toilets. The Chamber of Affable Din is lobbying the government for new laws that require a certain level of noise in toilets. “There is only one thing worse than sitting in a cubicle in silence. And that is sitting next to…