In recent years, artificial intelligence has been used to make predictions in a wide range of fields, from finance to…
The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…
A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Donald Trump. A translated quatrain,…
A group of Harry Potter fans that traveled to an open day in Canberra have been bitterly disappointed. The much…
A man from Australia’s National Capital has tweeted to Megan Fox that he would like her to scatter his ashes, whilst bathing. Barry Dilworth from Canberra, was recently diagnosed with a potentially fatal form of flexural eczema, and has expressed his desire for the sexy celebrity to take him to the next world. “I knew…
The first cancer related shark death has occurred at the Grenfell Aquarium over the weekend. Celebrity shark Jackie McBitey as she is known locally, passed away on Saturday night after battling a rare form of shark cancer for several months. The two metre Nurse Shark has been a tourist attraction for many years, and even…
A new trending hashtag on Twitter looks like dethroning Kony 2012 as one of the world’s most popular tags ever. The #FreePussyRiot hashtag is trending worldwide after the Russian all girl punk band Pussy Riot were sentenced to 2 years prison for causing hooliganism. The band were arrested earlier in the year due to their…
A new bootleg song has been produced by an unknown DJ which resurrects Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston in a new version of the song “Ebony and Ivory”. Using digital wizardry, DJ Ch0pst1K has used actual samples of both deceased pop stars to revive the 80s classic. “They are my favourite pop stars, so I…
The 2012 Australian Olympics contingent has come under new fire from the Australian Gold Medal Watchdog Association (AGMWA), it was revealed at a press conference this morning. “This is the worst Olympics ever, from a gold medals perspective,” said James Carroll from AGMWA in an exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. Both the Olympians,…
Eminent theologist Dr Karsten Pope has come out in defence of the controversial religion of Scientology. “People often criticise Scientology as being a powerful money-making organisation, that preys on people with low self-esteem,” Dr Pope said in his exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. “However, I think it is much more than just that.…
