A hidden underbelly of gang warfare may be plaguing the construction industry across Australia. The rise of construction sites in Canberra has vastly increased the number of construction workers in the nation’s capital. And whilst there has never been a better time to be in construction, there may also be an internal rivalry that could send…
A lobby group is pushing to legislate minimum noise levels in public and workplace toilets. The Chamber of Affable Din is lobbying the government for new laws that require a certain level of noise in toilets. “There is only one thing worse than sitting in a cubicle in silence. And that is sitting next to…
The secretive Priory of Sion announced this week that it is closing its top secret doors for the last time. The organisation made famous by The Da Vinci Code has allegedly been operating from secret headquarters in Canberra for several decades. “Yes, secret societies do exist. And this is a very sad day for our…
A psychic from Calwell in Canberra’s South claims to have predicted the winner of the 2012 Melbourne Cup. “I have seen the future, and I am going to share my story with you now,” says Anastasia Zola Neptune in her exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. “The other night whilst meditating, Peter came to…
An old age pensioner has allegedly become the first real victim of Carbon Tax when he slipped and fell on his electricity bill. Lovable pensioner Stan Smithson died last night in hospital after it was reported he took a nasty fall shortly after opening his first electricity bill since the Carbon Tax came into existence…
New legislation being debated in the WA Parliament could soon mean that some motorbikes are no longer allowed on Western Australian roads. The proposed Criminal Organisations Control Bill is suggested by some to be aimed fairly and squarely at getting outlaw motorcyclists off the road. Mick Jackson from the notorious Hot Black Desiato motorcycle gang…
An Australian man is celebrating after becoming an overnight millionaire, all from answering a supposed “scam” email. Richard Colby, from the New South Wales town of Wagga Wagga, has reportedly “retired” after the sum of $6.5 million dollars was deposited into his bank account. “I could not believe my eyes when I checked my bank…
The Ageing Veterans Association (AVA) is lobbying the federal government to introduce strict labelling laws for shampoo and conditioner bottles. The powerful lobby group has suggested that shampoo and conditioner bottles are discriminatory and potentially dangerous for older people due to their confusing labels. Audrey Maslin of AVA said in a press conference yesterday, “Older…
In the wake of the opposition stating they will not support a deal resulting in asylum seekers being sent to Malaysia, the federal government is looking at new solutions. An abandoned Oil Rig previously used by the Global Renewable Oil Corporation (GROC) has been offered to the federal government as a viable solution. “The oil…
Federal Opposition Leader Tony Abbott has come out with all cylinders firing as he slammed the government’s National Broadband Network (NBN). Fueling Mr Abbott’s anger is the release of figures showing that only 4,000 customers have signed up to the NBN service. “Everyone knows that the internet is all about adultery and gambling. If there…
