In recent years, artificial intelligence has been used to make predictions in a wide range of fields, from finance to…
The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…
A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Donald Trump. A translated quatrain,…
A group of Harry Potter fans that traveled to an open day in Canberra have been bitterly disappointed. The much…
In an ironic twist on the English language, Paris Hilton has been kicked out of the Paris Hilton hotel. Late yesterday it was reported that the famous celebrity had started an argument with the hotel manager of The Hilton in Paris, and had been mistakenly asked to leave the establishment. Hotel manager Francois La Jetee…
One of Canberra’s most famous figures is set to be honoured in a musical extravaganza. Limestone Lizzie, who was notorious for selling her wares on Limestone Avenue, is having her story told by the ACT Arts Renaissance Society (ACTARS). Daniel Keith from ACTARS said, “We are over the moon to be able to tell this…
The Ageing Veterans Association (AVA) is lobbying the federal government to introduce strict labelling laws for shampoo and conditioner bottles. The powerful lobby group has suggested that shampoo and conditioner bottles are discriminatory and potentially dangerous for older people due to their confusing labels. Audrey Maslin of AVA said in a press conference yesterday, “Older…
In the wake of the opposition stating they will not support a deal resulting in asylum seekers being sent to Malaysia, the federal government is looking at new solutions. An abandoned Oil Rig previously used by the Global Renewable Oil Corporation (GROC) has been offered to the federal government as a viable solution. “The oil…
Federal Opposition Leader Tony Abbott has come out with all cylinders firing as he slammed the government’s National Broadband Network (NBN). Fueling Mr Abbott’s anger is the release of figures showing that only 4,000 customers have signed up to the NBN service. “Everyone knows that the internet is all about adultery and gambling. If there…
A man who called the Victorian Emergency Services “000” number 68 times on New Years Eve has allegedly disappeared. Andrew Carlssin, a self professed scientist became known to emergency services after he called them repeatedly claiming to have invented a working time machine. Jack Prescott of Emergency Services Australia said, “We had pretty much written…
