In recent years, artificial intelligence has been used to make predictions in a wide range of fields, from finance to…
The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…
A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Donald Trump. A translated quatrain,…
A group of Harry Potter fans that traveled to an open day in Canberra have been bitterly disappointed. The much…
As part of it’s Qantas headquarters refurbishment, the airline board has erected a gold statue as a tribute to CEO Alan Joyce. The statue was commissioned by the Qantas board earlier in the year. “This is a tribute to a great man, a visionary, and a master of destiny, “ said board member Patrick McNeil…
The news that Kim Jong-il has died is still echoing across the world as media outlets describe the year 2011 as “Annus Horribilis for dictators”. Long time critic of Kim Jong-il and purported “nemesis”, Kim Jong-pil today said that he “is saddened by the loss of Kim Jong-il” and wishes his family “all the best…
A recent study of Canberra’s public servants internet usage has revealed that the Captain’s Flat Weather Radar Loop is the most visited website. In an interview earlier today, Adrienne Carmichael from Registered Anonymous Data said that, “I guess this shows that public servants think about the weather regularly and take it quite seriously. Usage for…
The famous Rice Cracker resembling Bert Newton has been reported stolen. The Ecclesiastical Church of Reformed Sinners have released a statement saying that they are “overwhelmed with grief” at the loss of the cultural icon. The Mugga Way church were the highest bidders when the item was listed on eBay in 2005. “We have kept…
A senior official announced today that Swinger Hill is to be renamed Howard Hill, after former Prime Minister John Howard. The move comes after heavy lobbying from the Australian Council of Conservatives (ACoC) who complained that the name Swinger Hill had negative connotations and “promoted infidelity” and “relationships of a sordid nature”. The head of ACoC,…
Apple’s virtual personal assistant Siri has been voted “Sexiest Non-Sentient Being” by Frapple Magazine. “We are not surprised by this outcome,” said Majel Lloyd executive editor of Frapple Magazine, a fan magazine dedicated to Apple products. “For most Apple fans, this is a no brainer. Siri has filled the void where otherwise a girlfriend or…
