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Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…

92 yo man becomes first Carbon Tax death

An old age pensioner has allegedly become the first real victim of Carbon Tax when he slipped and fell on his electricity bill. Lovable pensioner Stan Smithson died last night in hospital after it was reported he took a nasty fall shortly after opening his first electricity bill since the Carbon Tax came into existence…

Charlize Theron to play Gina Rinehart in upcoming movie

Award winning actress Charlize Theron has been cast as mining magnate Gina Rinehart in an upcoming movie about the world’s wealthiest woman. The movie, which has has the current working title of “Big Precious Hole”, will tell the story of Gina Rinehart and how she transformed her enormous inheritance into something even larger. “We wanted…

Flame virus “too perfect” to have been created by humans

Security analysts are unable to explain the origins of the exceptionally complicated Flame virus and some believe it may not be the work of humans. The Flame virus is the biggest viral sensation since the outbreak of the US government made Stuxnet virus, but many doubt that it was written by a hacker. “This is…

Queen receives unusual jubilee gift from Mohamed Al-Fayed

Businessman and billionaire Mohamed Al-Fayed has given the British Monarch a rare but unusual gift in celebration of her 60-year reign. At a dinner to commemorate the upcoming Diamond Jubilee, Al-Fayed personally presented Queen Elizabeth with an autographed replica of the world’s largest cubic zirconia. The curious gift was offered in a small rectangular wooden…

iPhone 5 to include “cloak of invisibility” feature

Apple fansites have been buzzing with the latest rumour that the iPhone 5 will include some kind of cloaking technology. The rumour began when Apple lodged a patent which shows a diagram of what looks to be a man holding a mobile phone, and then in the next frame there is nothing but an empty…

Stromlo Yeti strikes again

Tourists at Stromlo Forest Park have reported another “Yeti” sighting whilst hiking through dense bushland. Sven Eriksson and his wife Lena spotted the mysterious creature as they approached an opening in the dense scrub. “We saw what we first thought was another hiker. Then we realised that this was no ordinary tourist like us, as…