In recent years, artificial intelligence has been used to make predictions in a wide range of fields, from finance to…
The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…
A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Donald Trump. A translated quatrain,…
A group of Harry Potter fans that traveled to an open day in Canberra have been bitterly disappointed. The much…
A Belconnen man has contacted the ACT Registrar-General’s Office to find out how he can marry his new iPad. “I have fallen in love with my new iPad,” said James Hicks in an exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. “Why should I be discriminated against, just because my love interest is different to yours?…
A pack of twelve Doberman Pinschers have arrived in Canberra to begin their role of patrolling the new ASIO building. The dogs, which have been specially trained in Germany, are genetically bred to have extra sharp hearing and eyesight. “These canines are not your regular backyard variety of pet,” said Heinrich Schmitt from Zornig Hunde,…
Controversial radio personality Kyle Sandilands is hunting for publishers as he plans to reveal all in a shocking new book. The self confessed bad boy of the airwaves wants people to see that he has many layers, not all of which are self centered and repulsive. “Kyle is really just a big teddy bear,” said…
The #Kony2012 social media campaign has ended up with some unexpected casualties, despite good intentions. Bob Kony, who is running for Mayor of the American town of Boise, Idaho is calling for calm as his office continues to receive multiple death threats. “I guess God would say it was just a bad coincidence that I…
Astronomers from all over the world have converged on Canberra as the red planet moves away from the sun and towards earth, aligning directly over Canberra at 9:30pm. “This is a very rare event,” said local astronomer William Heinemann in an interview earlier today. “Not only will Mars be at its closest, but it will…
Users of popular social media services in Canberra were almost stranded when the system became close to being on the verge of virtual unavailability. Tweets, likes and observations about the rising ACT floodwaters were communicated to the point of saturation. “Basically there was too much traffic in Canberra and this caused chaos on our servers,”…
