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Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…

Inventor of “Clamshell Packaging” found dead

Richard Sachet, the inventor of the notoriously difficult to open “Clamshell Packaging” has been found dead in his Beverly Hills mansion. The modern packaging, which is designed to be tamper-proof and shoplift-proof, has driven millions of consumers crazy due to its difficulty in opening. Medical practitioners have reported that thousands of people are admitted to…

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Calls for “Earthquake Day” public holiday in Canberra

A local lobby group has called for a public holiday to be created to commemorate the recent earthquake in Canberra. “Earthquakes don’t happen often in Canberra, and this one really rocked the capital. We surely should have a public holiday to celebrate, especially since it was conveniently on a Friday,” said Jenna Blake from the…

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Canberrans take to the streets in Guy Pearce protest

A rally group in the Nations Capital have begun a “DVD burning” campaign in protest of Guy Pearce’s recent comments about Canberra. The Anti-Anti-Canberra United Front set fire to DVDs of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, LA Confidential, and the Neighbours 1986-89 Commemorative Box Set at a rally outside Pearce shops. “We are outraged by…

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Bob Geldof to write second song

Popstar evangelist and highly important celebrity Bob Geldof is reported to be working on a follow up song to his 1979 hit “I don’t like Mondays”. The former lead singer of The Boomtown Rats recently said on his blog that he is “sick and tired of people saying I am a one hit wonder”. “I…

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Kombi owners cranky at Monorail comparison

Owners of the iconic Kombi van have expressed outrage at the recent comparisons to the Sydney Monorail. In his rejection of the monorail being of value to Canberra, ACT Light Rail chair Damien Haas said that the monorail carriages are like ‘sitting in a row of old Kombi vans’. “This is extremely offensive to Kombi…

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Brits finally give wealthy a “fair go”

The British government has released their latest budget, which has been hailed by many as “a ruddy good thing.” Finance Minister George Osborne announced that the top rate of tax would be reduced from 50 per cent to 45 per cent. “This is a ruddy good thing for all Brits,” said Lord Applemort in an…

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