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Pun King back at SummerNats

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Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…

Russian Airline to buy Space Shuttle Fleet

The flagship Russian airline Aeroflot has put in a bid to purchase the remaining Space Shuttles from NASA. Industry speculators have suggested that Aeroflot has had its eye on the ageing Space Shuttle fleet for some time and has been waiting for the opportunity to purchase the remaining units. Slava Gagarin from Aeroflot explained how…

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Nostradamus predicts the rise of Facebook

A recent discovery in the texts of Nostradamus has suggested that he may have predicted Facebook. A translated quatrain, the poetic way in which Nostradamus revealed his prophecies refers to faces having their own book.  There is even a reference to someone called Mark, possibly Mark Zuckerberg. The quatrain is as follows: For each soul…

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Tupac Shakur: I am Banksy!

Former New York City rapper Tupac Shakur has stunned the street art world by revealing that he is controversial artist Banksy. The revelations came via a press release from self professed Tupac representative Colonel Novikov. “Tupac is a multi dimensional, multi talented artist who shows no physical boundaries,” says Novikov. “I think you will find…

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Top ex-Naval pilot “Maverick” dies in tragic Karaoke accident

Former United States Naval Aviator LT Pete “Maverick” Mitchell died yesterday whilst performing his famous rendition of “You’ve Lost that Lovin’ Feeling” in a Californian Karaoke bar. The 52 year old had been drinking heavily and fell backwards off the stage and subsequently suffered a massive heart attack. Mitchell rose to fame in the 1986…

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Man to ride Segway up Mt Everest

Extreme sports junkie James Cole has announced that he is going to attempt to ride a Segway to the top of Mount Everest. “People have told me I am crazy, but I don’t believe them,” said Cole in an interview with CNN. “The key to success with Everest is all about preparation. I’ve got the…

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Prince William and Kate to Honeymoon in Canberra

In what can only be described as the best thing to happen to Canberra since Pearl Jam, it has been confirmed that the royal couple will honeymoon in Canberra, Australia. Royal insider and columnist Henry DeTamble has stunned world media by making the announcement earlier today. “I have it on good authority that the Prince…

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