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Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…

Motorbikes to be banned in Western Australia

New legislation being debated in the WA Parliament could soon mean that some motorbikes are no longer allowed on Western Australian roads. The proposed Criminal Organisations Control Bill is suggested by some to be aimed fairly and squarely at getting outlaw motorcyclists off the road. Mick Jackson from the notorious Hot Black Desiato motorcycle gang…

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Joe Hockey set to become the official mascot for the Hockeyroos

One of our most successful sporting teams has adopted one of our most fun loving Australian politicians as its new mascot. The Hockeyroos recently invited the Honorable Joe Hockey MP to be their new mascot, replacing the aging “golden cartoon boxing kangaroo”. “We thought it was time to replace the boxing kangaroo,” said Associate Captain…

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Dickson Balls succumbs to hard times

The most famous sports store in Canberra will be closing its doors from next week. Known as the first sports specialty store to open in the ACT, Dickson Balls has filed bankruptcy papers and is liquidating all stock. Frank Pen, who has owned the store since 1969 said in an exclusive interview with the Canberra…

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Man becomes millionaire after answering “scam” email

An Australian man is celebrating after becoming an overnight millionaire, all from answering a supposed “scam” email. Richard Colby, from the New South Wales town of Wagga Wagga, has reportedly “retired” after the sum of $6.5 million dollars was deposited into his bank account. “I could not believe my eyes when I checked my bank…

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Fireworks prices set to skyrocket

The cost of fireworks in Canberra could go through the roof if newly proposed taxes are introduced. Local lobby group, Australian Dogs Are People Too (ADAPT), want the ACT Government to put a tax on fireworks to compensate owners who have to bring their dogs inside during fireworks events. In an exclusive interview, Gary Pun…

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Queanbeyan Teddy Bear mystery solved

The trees lining Bungendore Road between Queanbeyan and Bungendore have held a popular mystery for Canberrans and tourists alike. Upon close inspection, the trees have teddy bears of all shapes, sizes, colours and condition nailed to them. Many have speculated as to the origins and reasoning behind the unusual phenomena. Queanbeyan resident Phil Babcock suggested…

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