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Pun King back at SummerNats

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Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…

Local Psychic predicts Melbourne Cup winner

A psychic from Calwell in Canberra’s South claims to have predicted the winner of the 2012 Melbourne Cup. “I have seen the future, and I am going to share my story with you now,” says Anastasia Zola Neptune in her exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. “The other night whilst meditating, Peter came to…

Baseline your schedules for International Project Management Day

Canberra is set to celebrate International Project Management Day with a range of activities scheduled for the National Capital. “We are asking all Project Managers to come dressed as their favourite project,” says Lloyd Stephens of the Canberra Project Management Triangle. “Some of the games and activities we are suggesting are ‘Pin the Benefit on…

ACT Election may be decided by one vote

The outcome of the ACT election may not be known until the weekend and it may come down to one vote. Canberra residents went to the polls on the weekend, but a result is not known as the votes are still being counted. A 73 year old man from the suburb of Watson believes he…

Alan Jones a victim of media manipulation says Black

An amateur audio technician has used the latest technology to analyse the controversial recording of Alan Jones, who is alleged to have suggested that the Prime Minister’s father “died of shame”. “I am convinced there has been some digital manipulation here,” said audiophile Dean Black in an exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. Using…

Veteran’s Park Refurbishment slowly moves ahead

Canberra City workers are looking forward to seeing the final unveiling of Veteran’s Park in Civic after enduring a long wait. “We estimate the whole area will be finished and construction free within the next 3 to 12 months,” said Bob Williams, a worker from the construction site. “Most of the road digging has been…