An eminent historian has thrown the proverbial cat amongst the World War II pigeons by suggesting that the most famous moustache in history may have been bogus. Professor Hans Schicklgruber from the Waldviertel Historical Society says he has uncovered a letter from Hitler’s barber, which has led to the surprising revelation. “I have spent my…
To supplement the existing model applied to The Australian, digital subscriptions have been extended to the highly popular news sites The Sydney Morning Herald, and the Age. Fairfax Media has long been at the cutting edge of delivering news to consumers at any cost. “There is one extremely important fact that everyone needs to know…
A local games developer has announced he may be approaching Rovio with an idea for combining Angry Birds and the best selling novel Fifty Shades of Grey. Jeff Anderson, a computer games designer from the Canberra suburb of Downer, says he had the idea whilst reading the famous erotic novel on his iPad. “I had…
Former parking inspector and film star Russell Brand has asked the media to stop making things up about him. The star of Get Him to the Greek, a film in which he portrayed Robbie Williams via the character of Aldus Snow, has pleaded with the media to be more truthful. An insider close to Brand…
A man from Australia’s National Capital has tweeted to Megan Fox that he would like her to scatter his ashes, whilst bathing. Barry Dilworth from Canberra, was recently diagnosed with a potentially fatal form of flexural eczema, and has expressed his desire for the sexy celebrity to take him to the next world. “I knew…
A new trending hashtag on Twitter looks like dethroning Kony 2012 as one of the world’s most popular tags ever. The #FreePussyRiot hashtag is trending worldwide after the Russian all girl punk band Pussy Riot were sentenced to 2 years prison for causing hooliganism. The band were arrested earlier in the year due to their…
A new bootleg song has been produced by an unknown DJ which resurrects Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston in a new version of the song “Ebony and Ivory”. Using digital wizardry, DJ Ch0pst1K has used actual samples of both deceased pop stars to revive the 80s classic. “They are my favourite pop stars, so I…
Eminent theologist Dr Karsten Pope has come out in defence of the controversial religion of Scientology. “People often criticise Scientology as being a powerful money-making organisation, that preys on people with low self-esteem,” Dr Pope said in his exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive. “However, I think it is much more than just that.…
Award winning actress Charlize Theron has been cast as mining magnate Gina Rinehart in an upcoming movie about the world’s wealthiest woman. The movie, which has has the current working title of “Big Precious Hole”, will tell the story of Gina Rinehart and how she transformed her enormous inheritance into something even larger. “We wanted…
A rally group in the Nations Capital have begun a “DVD burning” campaign in protest of Guy Pearce’s recent comments about Canberra. The Anti-Anti-Canberra United Front set fire to DVDs of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, LA Confidential, and the Neighbours 1986-89 Commemorative Box Set at a rally outside Pearce shops. “We are outraged by…
