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Pun King back at SummerNats

The self-titled Pun King has arrived back in Canberra as part of his yearly pilgrimage to Summernats. Jimmy El-Sabaa is…

Authorities Draw the Line on Postcode Tagging

Local authorities in Canberra are at a loss on how to deal with the new “postcode tagging” craze that is sweeping the Nation’s Capital. Walls, doors, lightpoles, phone boxes, buses, trees and domestic animals are all targets for “taggers”, but Canberra residents may notice something unusual about the current round of graffiti “tags”. Prominent psychologist…

PM sends shoe sales hopping

An unexpected retail benefit has risen out of the ashes of the Canberra protest that ended with Prime Minister Julia Gillard losing her shoe. In an attempt to quickly move the PM from The Lobby restaurant to the safety of a bullet proof car, Ms Gillard left behind a shoe. “Sales of the Midas Black…

Jesus appears at Corin Forest

A supposed image in the likeness of Jesus Christ has appeared on a tree at Corin Forest, around 45 minutes from Canberra. Local Christian Bob Frankly spotted the unusual sight when bird watching on a bush walk. “It was a cloudy, but beautiful day, when suddenly a tree fell into sunlight before me.  I could…

Rihanna launches new Motor Scooter

Popstar Rihanna has been traveling the world promoting her new personal motor scooter. Many celebrities have lent their names to perfumes, acne creams and the occasional electric grill, but none is stranger than Rihanna’s new product. The personal motor scooter, called “The Booty Scooter”, is an all electric device that can be driven both indoors…

Mark Wahlberg incurs wrath of Terrorist Groups

Actor and rapper, Mark Wahlberg has apologised to terrorist groups after boasting in an interview that he would have “kicked terrorist ass” had he been on one of the planes that hit the World Trade Center towers. In an interview with Bad Boy Magazine, Wahlberg is quoted as saying, “If I was on that plane,…

Canberra running out of automobile number plates

The ACT Motor Registry today announced it is running out of number plates for automobiles. Frank Tomic from the Motor Registry said today, “Canberrans are of course familiar with the traditional ‘Y’ at the front of their number plates. However, we are very close to releasing ‘YZZ-999’ which leaves us with nowhere to go.” “Obviously…