
Will Megan Fox have a soak with Barry?
Barry Dilworth from Canberra, was recently diagnosed with a potentially fatal form of flexural eczema, and has expressed his desire for the sexy celebrity to take him to the next world.
“I knew I wanted to be cremated, but then I wondered what I should do next,” said Mr Dilworth in an exclusive interview with The Canberra News Digestive.
“A mate sent me a picture of Megan Fox in the bath and I thought, that sounds alright!”
“I’m not holding my breath, but I hope she might answer a man’s dying wishes. Like Oprah did with that cancer bloke.”
Social Media pundits are rallying around the cause by tweeting the hashtag #bazzaneedsabathmegan.
It is not known at this stage if Megan Fox is aware of the controversial request.